Chanel, my one and only

I am in love!!!

(As I am typing this, B is outside helping to carry stuff and I am in here, enjoying the air con’s cool breeze. Muahahaha.)

Paris-Moscou 08/09 collection (heh, I printed this out and pasted it on my wall )

Spring-Summer 08/09

Funnily, I am just contented looking at them…

I REALLY AM!!!

Skinnier thighs

Self-esteem hit the highest low last night, and hence the decision (more determined than ever) to hit the gym this morning. I was supposed to be there at 9am, but brother kept sleeping in. Left home at 10am…

I came home just a while ago, and am now on MSN with Nick, telling him that I went to the gym in the hopes of getting smaller thighs and a smaller waist. I got curious, so I did a google search on: skinnier thighs.

First search result was a Yahoo!Ask thing and the question was:

“Does anyone know how to make your thighs skinnier?

I’m not fat, I just want them to be smaller.”

Bingo! And there was this long list of answers. There were the normal “go exercise”, “do squats” or “go swimming”.

Typical answers.

I scrolled down and saw this:

“no but God created those thighs and with a little getting used to the real beauty of them you’ll love them for what they are.”

Erm… that is not exactly an answer is it?

I’m sorry but I don’t love my thighs the way they are. Maybe I love them on MRT glass panel reflections but just not on other occasion.

Next, for lazy people.

“There are a couple of ways..
-Go to a tanning salon
-Self tan your inner thighs
-Look at the kind of outfits Jennifer Lopez wears and get similar ones.
-Wear darker jeans.
-Wearing high heels elongate your legs which tend to slimmer.”

Niiiiiiice, very nice. And quite smart also. I should start doing that too! (Note to self: buy self tan)

And my favourite answer of the lot…

“Ride a guy. That’s good exercise.”

WELL SAID!

Oh man, I’m such a perv.